Haiku Spew-o-the-Week

I think it's time for some more haikus. The theme for today is: freelance.

How can I design
When the weather is so nice
Office or prison?

I need to make calls
I need to finish an ad
Better check email.

Getting organized
Making lots of little lists
Obsessive? And how!

Bullet dodged

Just got a call from Maggie and Banjo's vet, and apparently their lab results were normal. Such a relief.

I whipped up a few haikus in honor of the good news.

Suspicious dog food
A hasty trip to the vet
Whew! They are OK

Hey Royal Canin
Reconsider your contents
Tainted rice gluten

Don't mess with our dogs
We will karate chop you
Or call our lawyer